Chapter 27: Becoming a Mother Without Pain

After Family Variety Shows Went Viral, Everyone Online Started Calling Me Mom Camellias and Wine 1343 words 2026-02-09 14:21:17

Jiang Sui raised her eyebrows. See, she said there would be bloodshed, and there was. Li Lan had only added her as a friend because of the show. Perhaps it was because Jiang Sui had spoken up for her when Bai Xixue was being sarcastic, so Li Lan was particularly attentive. In her impression, Li Lan was a cold, aloof goddess, married and unapproachable. Not just anyone could get her attention. After all, she carried the title of Best Actress and had seniority in the entertainment industry, so she certainly didn’t give face to just anyone.

Li Lan hesitated for a long time but finally sent Jiang Sui a message to remind her. “But, little sister, don’t say your big sister didn’t warn you. Although public opinion seems to be on your side right now, the people behind Bai Xixue are not simple. You know how quickly things can turn on the internet. Take good care of yourself.”

Jiang Sui smiled; this Li Lan truly had a sense of loyalty. “I know. Thank you, Sister Lan.”

For the past couple of days, Jiang Sui stayed at home resting, casually keeping an eye on online trends. The navy she hired was doing an excellent job, listing out every flaw of Bai Xixue during the livestream. They even brought up a societal issue: If a rotten life is forced upon you, would you still believe in fairness?

Moreover, they highlighted Bai Xixue’s idleness on the show and how it negatively affected others.

And then, there was Bai Xixue’s husband’s identity. She relied on her husband’s status to do as she pleased, suppressing colleagues and so on. Li Lan was right; although the public opinion now favored her, the storm would soon settle. Ji Sicheng was highly adept at maneuvering in the entertainment industry. Bai Xixue had become a top-tier star precisely because of him.

She opened Douyin and found her video’s comment section in chaos. She replied to every comment from those who cared about and supported her. There were also plenty urging her to start cooking livestreams and release tutorial videos.

“If Jiang Sui darling doesn’t post any food videos, all my good qualities will disappear (sad).”

Some even called her “mom” outright.

“Wuwuwu, I went and asked my mom if she could protect me unconditionally like you do. She gave me a big slap and told me to find a new mom. Mommy, I’m coming!”

“Age is not a problem, the internet is not a distance. From today on, you are my online mom, my spiritual mom, my ethereal mom, my dream mom. But rest assured, in real life, I’ll still call you darling.”

“Laughing to riches, other celebrities’ comment sections are all about calling them wife, but only ours is filled with children. Why is everyone so filial here? I’m dying of laughter! Filial piety is power!”

“Congratulations to Jiang Sui darling for painlessly becoming a mom, hahaha…”

“(dog head) Nice to meet you, sons and daughters, I’m your father whom you’ve never met.”

“Hurry, someone with diabetes, wake up the one above!”

“My urine is yellow, I’m first!”

So, her comment section was now filled not just with fans, but also with numerous sons and daughters from her pain-free motherhood. The corner of Jiang Sui’s mouth twitched.

Among them was a comment: “Wow, could it be that someone is stabbing Bai Xixue in the back just because she can gain fans by slacking off and get resources handed to her? Disgusting.ipg”

Her fans responded to that comment hundreds of times.

“Wow, your sister should just keep slacking off forever, never compete for anything. Bai Xixue, pure as a lily, gentle as a daisy. Your family is truly a dead cow on the prairie—legendary!”

“What’s going on, whose dog got loose and is running wild?”

“Get lost!”

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The haters’ comments didn’t faze her in the slightest. She moved her fingers and replied under one of the comments calling her mommy: “Head hurts.”