Chapter Thirty-Four: Natsuki Belongs to Us—Even Teacher Su Can't Take Her

My Wife Is Acting Strange King of Fungi 2093 words 2026-04-13 19:36:55

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“Falling in love with an older woman feels like this: she always understands your little thoughts and fleeting emotions, but still indulges you. Deep down, you know it’s all because of love! That direct, palpable affection that sweeps over you gives you such a sense of security, as though you’re wrapped in happiness, surrounded by pink bubbles.”

“So what are you waiting for? If you meet a big sister who makes your heart flutter, don’t hesitate, go for it, you dummy!”

On the livestream, the virtual host—dressed as a nurse and holding a giant syringe—smiled so broadly her eyes turned into crescent moons. By the end of the love advice session, the comment section was flooded with scrolling messages from viewers.

Liu Zhuang, slurping instant noodles, was listening with tears streaming down his face. Wang Yang, soaking his feet in hot water beside him, looked thoroughly enlightened.

“Ugh, when are we ever going to meet a lovely older woman ourselves?” Liu Zhuang sighed.

“After listening to Sister Jiaqi’s stream, I really want to find an older girlfriend right now. Do you have an older sister at home, Zhuang?” Wang Yang asked tentatively.

“Huh? Even if I had a sister, you wouldn’t get a chance!”

“Come on, no way... Thank goodness you don’t have an older sister, or who knows what wicked thoughts you’d be having.”

“Impossible. If I had a real sister, I’d only treat her with familial care, nothing more.”

Liu Zhuang chuckled in a way that made his words sound less than convincing.

“But a dream older woman like that is rare and hard to find! I really envy Xiang and Natsuki,” Wang Yang said, reclining on the lounge chair, enjoying the foot soak.

“What’s there to envy? I can’t stand you guys, acting like everyone in our dorm is obsessed with older women,” Lin Xiang called out from his bed, flirting with his girlfriend on a video call. His voice, and that of his roommates, was loud enough for his girlfriend to overhear their conversation.

“That’s because you’re the lucky one, Xiang! I’m so jealous!” Liu Zhuang, never one to keep his thoughts to himself, blurted out.

“Shh…” Wang Yang lowered his voice. “Xiang’s in a relationship, let’s keep it down. Speaking of older girlfriend types, I can’t help but think of Ms. Su again!”

“Ms. Su is really beautiful. Even after coming back from night study, I can’t help but picture her. But a guy like me would never get a chance to talk to her.”

Liu Zhuang nodded emphatically. “Absolutely. Look at Ms. Su’s long, fair legs—she’s stunning. Her flawless skin puts most of our classmates to shame. Hard to believe she’s already thirty…”

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“I don’t see it the same way as you,” Wang Yang grinned. “If I could just look at Ms. Su a few more times, I’d muster up the courage to give her a surprise or something, and then—”

“Come on, that’s just being a simp!” Wang Yang interjected.

“A simp? Maybe, but only for a goddess like her! I’d never waste my time on just any woman… heh heh heh…”

Liu Zhuang’s laughter grew increasingly perverse.

Meanwhile, sitting at his desk, typing quietly, Natsuki’s face darkened. Why did he suddenly feel the urge to stab his roommates? Damn, having such an attractive girlfriend really came with its own set of annoyances.

“Oh, right, Natsuki writes novels about older women too. Natsuki, I’m starting to think your stories are based on real life!” Wang Yang turned to look at him.

“About half and half,” Natsuki replied coolly.

“Why do the female leads in your book seem so familiar? Wait… she’s a lot like Ms. Su!”

Suddenly, Wang Yang’s eyes widened as if he’d made an astonishing discovery.

“Hmm? Just a coincidence,” Natsuki answered, forcing himself to stay calm. He smiled faintly. “It’s true, though, Ms. Su is a lot like my novel’s heroine.”

“My god, what a coincidence! By that logic, your girlfriend must be just like Ms. Su too. Wow… any photos?”

“I have some, but I’d rather not share.”

“Don’t be stingy, it’s nothing.”

“All I have are photos of us being lovey-dovey—pretty explicit, not suitable for kids.”

Natsuki turned, a playful curve at the corner of his mouth as he looked at Wang Yang.

“Umm… alright, alright.”

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After that, Wang Yang and Liu Zhuang carried on their raucous banter.

Sigh…

These two hopeless roommates just couldn’t stop talking about Rouxue Su once they started. After Lin Xiang finished his flirty video call, he joined in too, and the whole night, Natsuki couldn’t get any writing done.

Damn, he really wished he could hide his girlfriend away somewhere.

Just thinking about his roommates’ endless fantasies made him want to escape to a quiet place.

“Confession Wall was updated today.”

“Unbelievable! Half the confessions are about Ms. Su, the other half about Natsuki.”

“Wow, what a bombshell!”

“I swear I wasn’t shipping them on purpose, but I happened to see Ms. Su come out of the door while I was eating, and the two of them seemed to lock eyes for a moment. My god, it was like a scene from a campus romance drama!”

This confession post immediately gathered likes and sharp comments from Yun University’s students.

“They really are a perfect match. Both are good-looking and popular, they’re made for each other.”

“Too bad Ms. Su is already thirty!”

“So what? That kind of older-younger romance can actually be even sweeter!”

“But Ms. Su already has a boyfriend—and that’s me!”

“Yeah right, the real deal is right here.”

“I don’t care, Natsuki is ours, and Ms. Su isn’t allowed to steal him!”

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