Aunt Lai is the queen of drunken ramblings and the ultimate lucky charm!

Tia de Xangai, eu realmente não quero mais trabalhar! Li Zhi Man 2942 words 2026-08-04 08:25:20

“Pony? Big carriage?”

“What nonsense.”

“I told you not to browse those strange things online so much.”

On Shen Hongmei’s poised and elegant face was a hint of confusion. Compared to the very open-minded Lai Feifei, she was obviously more traditional and conservative.

After Lai Feifei explained things to Shen Hongmei, her cheeks flushed slightly. This woman was becoming more and more wild. She dared to say anything in front of the child. Li Zhiyan was truly a junior in terms of family hierarchy, yet Lai Feifei kept spouting these nonsensical words.

“You’re cheeky!”

Only when Shen Hongmei was about to get angry did Lai Feifei tone herself down. She knew her best friend’s temper well. Soon, she was about to transform into her surrogate mother.

“Li Zhiyan, pour some wine for Auntie.”

For the rest of the time, Lai Feifei kept drinking. Her capacity made Li Zhiyan shudder—she could undoubtedly be called the top drinking queen in the city. Even if he drank as much water as she did, his prostate surely wouldn’t endure it. How on earth did she fit so much alcohol inside her?

Li Zhiyan thought there must be some mysterious space inside Lai Feifei’s belly where all the wine disappeared.

Afterward, her words were less uninhibited, but still astonishingly bold. Listening to her, Li Zhiyan felt as if she were some kind of seductive demon from a ghost story, reincarnated to lure men.

When the dinner ended, Li Zhiyan intended to pay the bill. No matter what, Shen Hongmei had introduced him to a very good job. According to what Shen Hongmei and Lai Feifei said about Changlong Group, once he became a regular employee, his monthly salary would exceed ten thousand yuan. It was only right he paid.

In such a tough job market, landing a position with a monthly salary over ten thousand was no small feat. Without connections, it was nearly impossible to enter such a big company.

Li Zhiyan was increasingly appreciating the benefits of wealthy women. Marrying a rich woman meant no financial pressure—life would be heavenly. Honestly, Li Zhiyan didn’t want to work at all.

Sneaking up to the cashier, he whispered, “Check for table 23.”

“The guests at table 23 have already paid.”

Lai Feifei hadn’t left the table the entire time, so it was obvious Shen Hongmei had settled the bill.

At that moment, Li Zhiyan couldn’t help but recall the haughty way Shen Hongmei’s daughter, Xu Qianqian, demanded he pay. The gap between mother and daughter was immense.

Perhaps in the past, there weren’t so many sycophants spoiling women, but nowadays many older women were similarly spoiled by short videos, much like Xu Qianqian.

There were plenty of women in their forties and fifties who divorced and then sought to realize their own value.

Shen Hongmei and Lai Feifei had witnessed this whole scene.

Both women were sharp and had been observing Li Zhiyan closely.

“This young man is quite good—grateful and all. I think he’d be a perfect boyfriend for you. Why not consider it?”

“Stop nonsense…”

“He’s just a kid. Don’t tease him anymore.”

After only a few words, the drinking queen downed another glass and grew a bit drowsy.

When Li Zhiyan returned, Shen Hongmei helped the drunken Lai Feifei stand.

“Li Zhiyan, let’s go. We’ll take Auntie Lai home first.”

Outside, Shen Hongmei unlocked her new Audi A6 3.0T55 model. After helping Lai Feifei into the car, Li Zhiyan sat in the backseat as well.

Lying there, Lai Feifei suddenly crossed her lovely legs, clad in black stockings, onto Li Zhiyan’s lap.

The soft touch made Li Zhiyan struggle to concentrate.

At first, Lai Feifei had kept her distance from him, but now she was completely relaxed—clearly drunk.

“Xiaoyan, aren’t Auntie’s legs beautiful?”

“Go ahead, touch them. Auntie says you can…”

“Tonight Auntie will let you relive your childhood and eat delicious food!”

Lai Feifei slurred, but even drunk, she smelled wonderfully fragrant.

That scent stirred Li Zhiyan’s hormones uncontrollably.

“Get up!”

“Don’t act like that in front of the child!”

“Li Zhiyan, sit up front.”

Since Shen Hongmei said so, Li Zhiyan moved to the passenger seat.

After putting a pillow behind Lai Feifei, Shen Hongmei sat up front. Lai Feifei had already closed her eyes and fallen asleep.

“Auntie Lai is like this every day—drinking and not listening to anything.”

“Don’t take what she says seriously.”

As she drove out of the parking space, Shen Hongmei continued, “But she never used to put her legs on someone else’s lap.”

“Maybe she thinks of you as a little kid, so she’s teasing you.”

Though Li Zhiyan was a full adult, it was normal for 41-year-old Lai Feifei to see him as a child.

“Yeah, I know…”

He glanced back at Lai Feifei’s black-stockinged legs and marveled.

How could her legs be so long when she was only 1.6 meters tall? But they were beautiful, and with her ample figure, she reminded him of Miss Feiguang, a teacher whose height was only 158 cm but who had a perfect figure in film and television.

Then he looked at Shen Hongmei’s profile.

He resolved to find a chance to talk to her about being together.

If it ended just like this, Li Zhiyan would never accept it.

After all, last night’s memories were intoxicating and unforgettable.

Li Zhiyan had never felt so happy in his life. A drunken Shen Hongmei had imparted all her lifelong wisdom to him.

About twenty minutes later, the car stopped in front of a detached villa.

“A villa? So rich…”

Li Zhiyan exclaimed. Although the real estate market had dropped significantly, villas were still beyond the reach of ordinary people.

“Give me a hand.”

They helped Lai Feifei into the villa.

“Auntie Lai’s family once had many properties demolished for redevelopment.”

“They got compensation of tens of millions back then.”

“Some replacement houses were also given, which later appreciated in value.”

“Auntie Lai was truly lucky—she played the stock market and earned over ten million.”

“She ran a company, but when making money, her partners kicked her out. She made over twenty million.”

“Later, the company went bankrupt.”

“As for after that, she just became a drinking queen.”

Li Zhiyan admired, “Auntie Lai is truly the drinking queen’s lucky charm!”

“Impressive.”

He added in his heart, ‘She should be the drinking queen’s master of dirty talk lucky charm!’

“Unlock it, Lai Feifei!”

He pinched Lai Feifei, who sleepily used facial recognition to open the house.

After helping her inside and upstairs, they put her to bed. Only then did Shen Hongmei relax.

“Yeah, no doubt about it. Auntie Lai really is unbelievably lucky.”

“A lucky charm.”

“Let’s go. I’ll take you home.”

Li Zhiyan followed Shen Hongmei.

“Does Auntie Lai live alone?”

“Yes. She and her husband… I don’t know what happened. She never told me.”

After leaving, Li Zhiyan decided to talk to Shen Hongmei about last night and see if there was a chance for them.

“Auntie Shen…”

Though Shen Hongmei was wearing sneakers for driving, she was still taller than Li Zhiyan. Her silky legs swayed, stirring his heart fiercely.

“Last night…”